53 Awful Sales Words That Need to Be Banished Forever

As a salesperson, the words you use can make or break your ability to connect with buyers and close deals. But all too often, sellers sabotage themselves by peppering their pitches with overused jargon, empty hype, and meaningless buzzwords.

In fact, a recent survey by Gong.io analyzed over 519,000 sales calls and discovered that top performing reps use noticeably less jargon than average or poor performers. Buzzwords like "disruptive", "next-generation", and "world-class" appeared over 50% more often in the vocabularies of struggling sellers.

And it makes sense. Put yourself in the buyer‘s shoes – when assessing different options, would you be swayed by a vendor who spouts non-stop fluff about their "unique, cutting-edge, best-of-breed solution"? Or would you rather work with someone who listens attentively to your needs, asks insightful questions, and gives straight answers on how they can help?

If you want to be in that second category of trusted advisors buyers actually enjoy talking to, it‘s time for a language makeover. Here are 53 awful sales words to ban from your vocabulary immediately:

Promotional Puffery

  1. One-stop shop
  2. Industry leader
  3. Market-leading
  4. Award-winning
  5. Pioneer
  6. World-class
  7. Unrivaled/unparalleled
  8. Groundbreaking
  9. Revolutionary
  10. Cutting-edge
  11. Bleeding edge
  12. State-of-the-art
  13. Unique
  14. Innovative
  15. Disruptive
  16. Game-changing
  17. Breakthrough
  18. Best-in-class
  19. Turnkey
  20. Premier
  21. Exclusive

Using puffy promotional words like these is the fastest way to get a prospect to mentally check out. Not only are they eye-rollingly cliche, they‘re unsubstantiated. You‘re essentially saying "We‘re great because we say so!" which is about as compelling as a 3am infomercial.

Even if your product or service is amazing, conclusory statements without evidence come off as arrogant and manipulative to today‘s savvy buyers. An Ipsos study found that the least credible source of info is "a company talking about its own products and services." So curb the hype and focus on demonstrating value instead.

Technical Tripe

  1. Robust
  2. Scalable
  3. Flexible
  4. Extensible
  5. Interoperable
  6. Enterprise-grade
  7. Military-grade
  8. Seamless
  9. End-to-end
  10. Mission-critical
  11. Real-time
  12. Future-proof
  13. Powerful
  14. Intelligent
  15. Intuitive

While technical terms have their place, trying to impress prospects with fancy jargon usually backfires. An IDC survey revealed that 78% of buyers want salespeople to "curb the sales speak" and instead "focus more on understanding my business, industry and unique needs."

The problem is, most non-technical buyers don‘t know (or care) what makes something "extensible" vs. "interoperable." So packing your pitch with this specialist language just creates confusion and frustration.

Even if your buyer is an IT whiz, rattling off specs without context is still a mistake. They don‘t want a laundry list of features – they want to know how those capabilities actually translate into business outcomes. So always tie the tech talk back to brass tacks benefits.

Creative Crap

  1. Outside the box
  2. Synergy
  3. Paradigm shift
  4. Rocket fuel
  5. Secret sauce
  6. Magic bullet
  7. Deep dive
  8. Drill down
  9. Leverage
  10. Ecosystem
  11. Core competency
  12. Move the needle
  13. Make an impact

Creative business metaphors can occasionally help simplify complex concepts. But more often than not, they‘re so overused that they‘ve lost all meaning and just make the seller sound silly.

I mean really, when was the last time you heard someone unironically praise the "synergies" of an "outside the box paradigm shift"? Fluffy abstract language like this is at best white noise, and at worst a signal you don‘t actually know what you‘re talking about.

Instead of reaching for clunky analogies, be precise and concrete. Speak like a knowledgeable expert giving trusted advice, not a slick salesperson trying to dazzle with jargon gymnastics.

Empty Promises

  1. Guaranteed
  2. 110% committed
  3. Exceed expectations
  4. Customer-obsessed

On the surface, strong commitment words sound great. What buyer doesn‘t want a "customer-obsessed" vendor "guaranteed to exceed their expectations"?

The issue is, talk is cheap. With every company claiming to be "all about customer success", these pledges ring hollow. Bold promises without proof are more likely to trigger skepticism than confidence.

What matters far more than lofty sales rhetoric is showing, in tangible ways, that you walk your customer-centricity talk. Things like:

  • Proactively bringing valuable insights and ideas to the table
  • Thoroughly learning the customer‘s business before pitching anything
  • Readily admitting weaknesses in your offering that could impact them
  • Recommending a competitor if they‘re truly the best fit
  • Rolling up your sleeves to help solve problems, even if they don‘t directly involve your sale

SHOWING genuine customer commitment speaks volumes louder than any slick-talking sales promises ever could.

Why These Words Repel Buyers

The common thread with all this awful sales vocabulary is that it‘s focused on the seller, not the buyer. It‘s verbal peacocking – puffing yourself up in an attempt to impress.

But the harsh truth is, buyers don‘t care about you. They care about solving their business problems. And every minute you spend hyping your own product is a minute you‘re not learning about their challenges, goals and unique needs.

Top sales coach John Barrows sums it up perfectly:
"Buyers don‘t care about your ‘unique methodologies‘ or ‘proprietary processes‘ – they care about how you can help them achieve their objectives. Stop pitching and start listening."

When you lead with generic jargon, you signal that you‘re just another self-centered salesperson who sees them as a dollar sign. But when you trade the hype for authentic curiosity and a genuine desire to help, you show that you‘re a knowledgeable advisor they can actually trust.

How to Detox Your Sales Vocabulary

Now, you may be thinking "easier said than done." When awful sales words are so ingrained in the vernacular, how do you actually go about eliminating them?

Here‘s a simple 3-step process to cleanse the jargon from your system:

  1. Review your sales collateral (website, decks, brochures, talk tracks) and highlight any words that sound fluffy, buzzwordy or impossible to quantify. Be ruthless!

  2. For each awful word/phrase, brainstorm 2-3 customer-focused replacements that are specific and value-driven. For example:

Instead of… Try…
We‘re the industry leader in X We‘ve helped over 500 companies like yours achieve X business result
Our software is extremely powerful and robust Our software has enabled clients to increase X KPI by Y%
We‘re truly customer-obsessed Tell a specific story of how far you went to solve a customer‘s problem
  1. Practice using your new vocabulary in low-stakes situations, like team role plays or customer success calls. Ask for feedback on whether you‘re hitting the right tone.

Remember, jargon detox is an ongoing journey. You‘ll probably catch yourself using a banned buzzword from time to time, and that‘s okay. Just pause, rephrase, and keep working at it.

The Bottom Line

At the end of the day, the words you use in sales are a powerful reflection of your mindset. Overused, product-centric jargon signals "I care more about hyping myself than helping you." But clear, customer-focused language shows "I‘m here to listen, understand and solve your problems."

Yes, it takes more effort to rephrase things in plain terms than to rely on trite expressions. But that‘s the point. Customers can tell when you‘ve invested time in truly learning their world and tailoring your approach to their needs. Generic buzzwords are a lazy shortcut that will always fall flat.

So take the time to develop a sales vocabulary that‘s authentic, substantive and laser-focused on customer value. Ban the BS and shoot straight. Your deals, your quota and your professional reputation will thank you.

Similar Posts