Safely Clean Freak Review: Your New Go-To For Non-Toxic Cleaning

Hey there, clean freaks! If you‘re anything like me, you‘re always on the hunt for cleaning products that are effective, safe, and don‘t cost a fortune. That‘s why I was intrigued when I heard about Safely, a new line of plant-powered home cleaning and personal care products created by supermom entrepreneur duo Chrissy Teigen and Kris Jenner.

Touted as "the natural way to clean," Safely promises to deliver a powerful clean without any harsh chemicals, at a price point that won‘t make your wallet cry. As someone who has been trying to detox my cleaning routine for the sake of my kiddos and fur babies, I was eager to put Safely to the test. And spoiler alert: I was pretty darn impressed!

In this Safely Clean Freak review, I‘ll give you the full scoop on the brand‘s mission and products, share my hands-on experience using them to tackle messes big and small, and help you decide if Safely is worth a spot in your cleaning arsenal. So put on your comfiest loungewear, queue up your favorite podcast, and let‘s dive in!

Why Safely Created & What Makes It Different

If you‘re not familiar with Safely, allow me to introduce you. The brand is the brainchild of model, cookbook author and TV personality Chrissy Teigen and Kardashian matriarch and momager extraordinaire Kris Jenner. While they may seem like an unlikely pair to start an eco-friendly cleaning company, their collab actually makes a lot of sense once you hear their story.

As busy moms, Chrissy and Kris bonded over their shared concern about the toxic chemicals lurking in many conventional cleaning products. They wanted to find a way to keep their homes clean and families healthy, without exposing them to harsh ingredients that have been linked to everything from skin irritation and respiratory issues to more serious illnesses like cancer and hormone disruption.

Consider this: A 2012 study by the Environmental Working Group (EWG) found that 53% of cleaning products they assessed contained ingredients known to harm the lungs, and 22% contained chemicals reported to cause asthma in otherwise healthy individuals. Yikes! As someone with asthma myself, that really gave me pause.

Chrissy and Kris saw an opportunity to create a line of cleaning products that would be tough on dirt and germs, but gentle on people and the planet. They partnered with industry experts to develop plant-powered formulas that could go toe to toe with chemical cleaners, without any questionable ingredients or eye-watering fumes. And so, Safely was born!

How Safely Stacks Up

Now, I know what you might be thinking. "Sounds great, but do natural cleaners actually work as well as the hardcore stuff? And are they really that much safer?" I hear you. As a neat freak with two messy little boys and a home reno-loving husband, I need cleaning products that can handle some serious grime.

That‘s why I did my homework before giving Safely a go. Here‘s what I found:

Ingredients: Safely products are powered by plant-based ingredients like coconut oil, corn and sugar-derived alcohol, citric acid, and baking soda, plus essential oils for a subtle, natural scent. These ingredients have been used for generations for their cleansing and deodorizing properties, and have a proven track record of safety.

Many of these ingredients are rated a 1 or 2 (the safest scores) by the EWG, compared to harsh chemicals like bleach and ammonia which score a 8-10 (the highest danger zone). So while no product is 100% non-toxic, Safely is definitely a big step up from many mainstream cleaners.

Efficacy: OK, but do they actually clean? According to independent lab tests, Safely products remove 99.9% of bacteria and can effectively combat viruses including influenza and coronavirus. Customer reviews consistently rave about how well Safely powers through stuck-on grease, soap scum, and everyday messes.

And in my personal experience, Safely was just as effective as my previous chemical-based cleaners at tackling everything from stovetop splatters to crayon-covered walls to muddy pawprints. I was honestly shocked (and thrilled) by how sparkly clean my house looked and smelled after using only Safely products for a few weeks.

Affordability: One common gripe about green cleaners is that they cost more than traditional products. But Safely bucks that trend with very competitive prices, ranging from $6-14 per product. That‘s on par with or even cheaper than other natural brands like Method and Mrs. Meyer‘s.

Safely‘s refillable packaging (more on that in a bit) helps keep costs down, and they offer a Subscribe & Save option for 10% off regular shipments. For the level of clean you get, I found Safely to be an excellent value.

My Experience Putting Safely to the Test

Alright, now for the fun part! Here‘s how Safely‘s hero products worked for me, with all the nitty gritty details:

Universal Cleaner: This was the first product I tried, and it ended up being my most-used Safely item. It‘s billed as an "all-in-one" cleaner for virtually every surface, which sounded too good to be true. But sure enough, I used it on everything from granite countertops and hardwood floors to greasy oven doors and grungy patio furniture, with stellar results every time.

I really appreciate that it‘s safe to use around food surfaces, and doesn‘t leave behind any sticky residue like some all-purpose sprays can. It cut through days-old spaghetti sauce splatters and dried toothpaste globs with minimal scrubbing. And the Rise scent (a blend of orange flower, jasmine, and cedarwood) was fresh and spa-like, but not overbearing.

Glass Cleaner: As a perfectionist, finding a natural glass cleaner that won‘t leave streaks is my white whale. Well, I‘m happy to report that Safely nailed it! A few quick spritzes and swipes with a lint-free cloth left all my windows, mirrors and glass shower doors gleaming.

No streaks, no smudges, no film. The fine mist sprayer distributes the product evenly (although a few reviewers noted issues with the sprayer jamming, so that may be something for Safely to improve). I could definitely tell my glass was clean and not just "re-dirtied" by the cleaner itself. Major win.

Everyday Laundry Detergent: With two active kiddos and a hubby who lives in the garage, laundry is my arch nemesis. I was skeptical that Safely‘s laundry concentrate could stand up to grass-stained soccer uniforms and grease-smeared work clothes. But again, color me impressed!

The detergent tackled set-in stains and odors with just one wash, no pretreating required. I love that it‘s formulated for both high efficiency and standard machines, and safe for all fabrics (even delicates). The Spring scent is a bit more potent than the other products, but still pleasant and clean-smelling. One bottle lasted me about 45 loads, which felt like a great deal.

Hand Cream: You can‘t have a clean home without clean hands, right? I‘m a bit of a lotion snob, so I was pleasantly surprised by how luxe and effective the Safely hand cream is. It has the same subtle Rise scent as the cleaners, and the texture is rich and creamy but fast-absorbing.

My hands tend to get super dry and cracked from frequent washing and housework, but after using this for a few days they were noticeably softer and more moisturized. It layers nicely with the matching Safely hand soap and sanitizer. A little midday pick-me-up that feels like a mini self care moment.

The Pros & Cons

To sum up my Safely experience, here are the key pros and cons I discovered:

Pros:

• Plant-based, non-toxic and biodegradable ingredients
• Safe to use around kids and pets
• Effectively cleans and deodorizes without harsh chemicals or residue
• Light, natural fragrances that aren‘t overpowering
• Simple, streamlined product lineup with multi-purpose options
• Affordable price point, on par with other natural brands
• Eco-friendly refill system and recyclable packaging
• Cruelty-free and vegan

Cons:

• Some customers found the scents too strong (although I personally enjoyed them)
• A few reports of issues with the spray bottle nozzles
• Laundry detergent bottle can get messy when dispensing
• Only 6 core products so far, would love to see an expanded line

All in all, the pros far outweigh the cons for me. If you‘re looking for cleaning products that pack a punch without punishing your health or the planet, I think Safely is 100% worth a try.

How Safely Compares to the Competition

Of course, Safely isn‘t the only green cleaning brand on the block. I compared it to a few other popular options to see how it measures up:

vs. Grove Collaborative: Grove is an online marketplace for natural home and personal care products, including their own in-house cleaning line. I found Grove products to be very similar in ingredients, effectiveness and price to Safely. However, I slightly prefer Safely‘s scents and packaging aesthetic.

vs. Branch Basics: Branch Basics is another next-gen cleaning brand that uses plant and mineral-based ingredients. Their product lineup is even more streamlined than Safely‘s, with just one concentrate that you dilute to make all-purpose cleaner, laundry detergent, hand soap etc. It‘s a great system, but if you prefer pre-mixed products, Safely will be more convenient.

vs. Method and Mrs. Meyer‘s: These OG green cleaning brands have a lot in common with Safely, with mostly plant-derived ingredients and fresh scents. Mrs. Meyer‘s in particular has very similar price points and packaging to Safely. In my experience, Safely products are equally if not more effective while being even more ingredient-conscious.

Ultimately, all of these brands provide solid natural cleaning options, and a lot comes down to personal preference for fragrances and product formats. But I have to give Safely the edge for their unique coconut-powered formulas, chic minimalist packaging, and outstanding performance across the board.

The Bottom Line

So there you have it, my dear fellow clean freaks. If you‘re ready to break up with toxic chemicals and switch to a cleaner clean, I can‘t recommend Safely enough. These thoughtfully formulated, plant-based products truly live up to their promise of cleaning your home safely and effectively, at a price that won‘t make you cry into your mop bucket.

As a mom, pet parent, and generally health-conscious human, discovering Safely has been a game-changer. I feel so much better knowing my home is sparkling clean without any sketchy ingredients polluting the air or irritating my family‘s skin and lungs. And I love that I can support a woman-owned biz that shares my values in the process.

To experience the Safely difference for yourself, head over to GetSafely.com and stock up on their Clean Freak Kit, which includes all the essentials at a tidy discount. And if you don‘t absolutely love your Safely goodies, they offer a 100% happiness guarantee so you can get a full refund, no questions asked.

Trust me, once you join the Safely Clean Freak club, you‘ll never look back. Your cleaning routine – and your conscience – will thank you. Happy scrubbing, my friends!